capricornhumor:

name a more iconic cinematic masterpiece ill wait (x)

vvittyurl:

i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way

sweetbonbonqueen:

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

bulph:

themightyglamazon:

tabbran:

darthkres:

thetrippytrip:

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

@tabbran

please add lemon man story to this

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

That was a wild goddamn ride

god this was worth the read

tyleroakley:

protect her

chipsprites:

When your opponent sends out the same Pokémon as you

edgay:

ravioli ravioli give me a reason to live

gardenoffish:

calamitouserebus:

writing-prompt-s:

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

“Surrounded by friends”

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

lillersdabomb:

john-dadams:

they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation

Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer

cmder:

jillsteinfuneralcity:

heortewyrm:

jillsteinfuneralcity:

“people” with instagram ready rooms arent human

what is this

people who decorate their living space solely based on how instagrammable it is. minimalism, fairy lights, some lame Breathe. Beautiful. wall decal, a single succulent on the nightstand. impeccably clean and empty, occupied by someone who’s personality is also empty

you can just say rich people

crpl-pnk:

LISTEN it is very important that you RINSE YOUR RASPBERRIES before consuming because otherwise you are in DANGER of not having little droplets of water in the berries that you can sip like a tiny fairy tea cup